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I think that God in creating man overestimated his ability.
An English teacher wrote the words, 'Woman without her man is nothing' on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate so that it made sense.
The boys wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is nothing.'
The girls wrote: 'Woman! Without her, man is nothing.'
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white… Continue
The boys wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is nothing.'
The girls wrote: 'Woman! Without her, man is nothing.'
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white… Continue
Posted on February 20, 2009 at 2:30am — 3 Comments
Insanity,what a giggle
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer
a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want… Continue
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer
a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want… Continue
Posted on February 19, 2009 at 5:23pm — 2 Comments
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