Things Dogs Should Remember
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Do not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
Stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house
when I am about to throw up.
Do not lick my human's faces after eating animal poop.
Always sit next to the youngest human at the dinner table.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
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Posted on July 30, 2009 at 11:48am —