If I should die before I wake
all my bone and skin you take
put me in the compost pile
and decompose me for a while
worms water will have there way
returning me to common clay
all that I am will feed the trees
and little fishies in the sea
when radishes and corn you munch
you may be having me for lunch
and then excrete me with a grin
chortling there goes Howard again.
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Added by howard on September 7, 2009 at 9:00am —
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I was ridin' on the subway in the afternoon
I saw some kids a beatin' out a funky tune
the lady right in front of was old and round
the kids began to push her. they knocked her down
I tried to help but there was just no way
a life ain't worth a damn on the street today
I passed the ambulance and the camera crews
I caught the instant replay on the evening news.
well will you take the car, or will you take the trip?
remove annoying hair from your upper lip
whats it really worth? does she really c…
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Added by howard on September 4, 2009 at 10:27am —
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Things Dogs Should Remember
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Do not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
Stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house
when I am about to throw up.
Do not lick my human's faces after eating animal poop.
Always sit next to the youngest human at the dinner table.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
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Added by Rene' Marie on July 30, 2009 at 11:48am —
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For all of us that are definitely
"FEELING IT" take a look at what astrology has to say about this weeks planetary influences...
Cosmic Calendar
Welcome to June 2009 TUE JUNE 16 Aries Moon – beginning at 12:53AM PDT – is always a powerhouse. Be more independent, forceful and dynamic without stepping on other people’s toes. The reason you need to be somewhat gingerly in your approach is that Jupiter is now in a tailspin – as mentioned in yesterday’s calendar entry until October…
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Added by Diane on June 16, 2009 at 1:47pm —
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Revolution
Argh!!!!!
You say you want a revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright
You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We don't love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well you know
We're doing what we can
But if you want money for people with mi…
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Added by Diane on May 31, 2009 at 7:36am —
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Ok so I am semi retired now and full time RV, I have a fifthwheel and p/u and yeah like 5 or 6 cowboy hats. I love it. Spent time all over, from the springs in Florida to the snow in Alaska. So I am just hangin out now while finishing the medical and legal parts of my life from my accident, which I am enjoying immensely. Well not the physicaly painful parts anyway lol but in reference to the scenic part and peaceful part. It is extremely peaceful.
Not a great speaker on a keyboard so if you wis…
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Added by LT on May 19, 2009 at 3:30am —
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The colors of my country
The colors of a bruise
With fifty stars to signify that no one’s born to lose
And the gifts that we are given come bestowed by tired hands
Tied to no known race, religion, nor native of this land
And I am falling into a freedom trail
High as any mountain range as yet unknown
And I am falling into a freedom cheer
Celebrating all the many things that I hold dear
I celebrate this freedom
And I celebrate my home
And I celebrate this fenced in land that we are standing on…
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Added by Kellie on April 9, 2009 at 9:03am —
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If all the doors were closed in heaven
Where would all the angels go
Would they just fly around forever
Or would they come down here below
If the pearly gates were closed this morning
Would there be angels here tonight
And would they live their lives among us
And share the darkness with their light
If all the doors were close in heaven
They'd have to close the road to hell
We'd all be stuck here with each other
There would be nowhere else to dwell
If the pearly gates were closed this morning…
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Added by howard on March 10, 2009 at 12:16pm —
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Like what you saw today? Comment here! In case you missed it, check the
"MAIN STAR" page for new daily pictures and video of the day!
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Added by yig on February 22, 2009 at 3:25am —
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An English teacher wrote the words, 'Woman without her man is nothing' on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate so that it made sense.
The boys wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is nothing.'
The girls wrote: 'Woman! Without her, man is nothing.'
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white…
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Added by Jay on February 20, 2009 at 2:30am —
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The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer
a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want…
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Added by Jay on February 19, 2009 at 5:23pm —
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IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS! ,
USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.
THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES, THINGS. NOTHING MADE UP! TRY TO
USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS. YOU CAN'T USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME
QUESTION.
1. What is your name:
2. A four letter word :
3. A Boys Name
4. A Girls Name :
5. An Occupation :
6. A Color:
7. Something you wear.
8. An Animal :
9. A Food:
10. Something found in the bathroom : cleaning supplies
11. A Place:
12. A…
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Added by yig on February 17, 2009 at 8:09am —
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I read this news story today and laffed till I tinkled me britches...(only kiddin). I just had to share this Monday laff fest. Enjoy
Dick Cheney Warns Of Alien Attack Under Obama
WASHINGTON (CAP) - Former Vice President Dick Cheney continues to try to put unrational fear into the hearts of Americans as he now says that there's a "high probability" the United States will come under alien attack during President Obama's tenure. He said the aliens would have weapons of mass destruction, "the like…
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Added by Marique on February 16, 2009 at 2:24pm —
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I dislike having my photo taken --- even as a musician: but friends keep asking me to come out of my shell a little -- so I have put up a photo I found. I'm the one sitting down with the classical guitar!
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Added by Steve on February 16, 2009 at 5:46am —
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I was born just a tad early to be a real hippy, but I traveled in their path at a most awkward time... peace love n happiness. This is the Dawning of The Age of Aquarious... I remember it when it was hit. The words still echo in my mind...
Today the words grace us with their reality...who knew I'd be here where I am...and of all days Valentines! The Day of Love...
If there was one video, song, out there I could say sums up me and my soul... this is it below.
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Added by yig on February 14, 2009 at 5:30am —
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From the website of Jude Currivan PhD,
http://www.judecurrivan.com/media-articles/articles/the-aquarian-alignment-14th-february-2009/
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We measure our global sense of both space (latitude and longitude) and time (universal time - UT or GMT) from the prime meridian located at Greenwich, England. We can perceive the collective influence of this momentous astrological event (February 14th) by looking at the alignment from this globally centered perspective. When we do, something extraordinary…
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Added by Carla Anderson on February 12, 2009 at 11:33am —
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This is a post I made at Ashtar in response to a channelling of a Reptillian by a woman who channels anything that will talk. I'm posting it here because i've touched on a few things that have been bugging me and think most can learn from.
I've watched about 20 of Desteni 's channellings over the last year or so, but I never forget what it is she claims to channel, or the fact that she allows demons to use her body, ah....excuse me folks.....isn't that possession?
Whether she lies or not doesn…
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Added by Janice on February 10, 2009 at 7:47pm —
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I know this sounds crazy, but when I posted this picture up today for the picture of the day, it was much…
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Added by yig on February 9, 2009 at 6:56pm —
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Every morning I spend a few hours just being with God. We remember things together. I won't say God teaches me things because I am God as are you and I know everything already so we reminisce. Its fun.
One day we were musing about lifetimes. The long chain of lifetimes all of our souls have incurred and will incur.
So God and I were looking at the progression of lifetimes and we were pointing out that no one, not a single soul ever has failed in a lifetime to become greater. Its impossible. Wi…
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Added by Janice on February 7, 2009 at 10:30am —
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Sunrise/Sunset Calendar:
www.sunrisesunset.com
Safe Sungazing Practice:
www.solarhealing.com/sgprocess.htm
Process
HRM experimented on his own body for three years and devised this method based
on trial and error. This can be accomplished by anyone in any part of the
world at any time of the year. HRM is not a unique figure and anyone can do
this. Now thousands are using this method and achieving results. In Brazil,
Australia, Germany, more than 3000 people are subsisting on light. This is a…
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Added by Janice on February 6, 2009 at 9:08am —
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